Freakshow of the Day

Ahhhh, love gone bad.

Ladies.. This is my Xboyfriend [insert poor guy's name here].. He has a Little Baby Dick.. and He still thinks he is a stud!!! I thought i was stepping up, and being a better person by over looking his short cummings.!. Until i found out he was trying to find another Woman on the side..as he answered a friend of mines CL Personal post!! He confessed everything (unbeknowing to him!) and contintued to insit on meeting her and even sent her these pictures, stating he was quite the 'stud"! ..... I know it sounds too funny, but it hurts too!! So i decided to share.. or rather expose! Ladies Please Enjoy a Laugh on him and his 4 inch errection!! Ladies Lets stick together.. Call the little Dick, and laugh at his shortcummings and let him know everyone in town knows!!Have some fun, scare him abit.. We need to call out these perverted pindick cheaters.. and let our fellow Sisters know whats up! So PLEASE Ring him anytime, and don't be shy, no holding back ;) Feel free to mention his premature ejaculation issues..lol his cell star 67 blocks caller id [insert phone number here]. Thanks and have a wonderful evening! ps. Please FORWARD this email on to Everyone!

The four pictures attached to this posting were moderately embarrassing, especially because the guy was taking himself so seriously. A young Fabio, if you will. Honestly, is there anything more painful than this for the guy? It's not that painful to the girl, other than having to admit to her friends that she was dating someone who had a junior sized tool. Having to admit this is then immediately followed by, "But, he was so nice... " or "But, he could do other things really well..." or "But I didn't really mind. That much..."

The real problem here is the propensity of people to take nekkid pictures of themselves. And videos. When I was growing up, back in the day before digital cameras and stuff, the only nekkid pictures that would be taken would be with a Polaroid. And when you were digging through your parent's bedside table, being nosy, trying to see if they really did smoke pot late at night like the cool parents on Poltergeist, and saw one of those pictures... You immediately knew that your eyeballs had just melted into the back of your skull and life would never be the same.

That actually didn't happen to me, because we didn't have a Polaroid, but I knew other kids who did have that happen, and of course, it kind of served them right for snooping in their parents' shit. And let that be a lesson to all of us that if we can't handle what we might find, then don't go looking for it to begin with. As for the nekkid pics, I didn't understand it then, and I don't understand it now. I mean, why take nekkid pictures of each other if you're RIGHT THERE? What's the pic going to do that you can't when you're laying right next to that person in bed every day? Or every so often? I kind of understand if your guy or gal isn't around, like in the military or prison or something (is there much difference? Six to eight years, either way.) But really, why do this?

I've never allowed any such pictures or videos to be taken of me, and I never will. For one, you never know when you'll end up getting divorced. Or when you'll end up trying to hook up with your girlfriend's girlfriend on craigslist. And secondly, I'm so awesome that the sheer image of me will be burned into your brain forever and a picture won't do it justice. Or something like that, but that's really just me talking shit. Plus, my stretch marks will never, ever see the light of a camera.